by Vera H-C Chan

The political world swooned over the twists and turns in President-elect Barack Obama's nomination dramas, but other stories preoccupied the Buzz this week. Take a moment to rewind and look back at the survival of the cutest, the 18th-century criminal enterprise that's enjoying a renaissance, and which child star couldn't get a break on Broadway.

Too Cute for Extinction
Anthropologists have ferreted out the tiny but unbearably cute pygmy tarsier, who quickly leapt into the top 500 searches on Yahoo! this week. The palm-sized, big-eyed Indonesian primates were believed extinct for 80 years, but stayed in hiding likely because they were tired of people squealing about how adorable they were. Researchers rewarded their indomitable spirit by scooping them up in nets and attaching radio collars around their necks. Coincidentally, the announcement comes the same week as the Bush administration's deadline to change the Endangered Species Act.

Pirates' Big Catch
Modern-day piracy reached dangerous levels of absurdity this week, as Somali pirates  asked for a $25 million ransom for its biggest haul yet: a 26,000-ton oil super-tanker hijacked last Saturday. The booty is bigger than the previous week's haul of a Ukranian warship. So far this year, the speed-boating pirates have attacked more than 80 ships, hijacked 33, and are still holding 12 for ransom. (Check a live piracy map here.) While global forces gather to unite on the high seas, Somalian towns have boomed from the pirate industry.

Short Walk on the Great White Way
Pity the poor child actor who's all grown up. Haley Joel Osment, who received a Oscar nomination in 1999 for "The Sixth Sense," made his Broadway debut Sunday. David Mamet's "American Buffalo," also featuring John Leguizamo and Cedric the Entertainer, met poor reviews and weak ticket sales, and may close just after one week.

Also Buzzing...
Auto executives asking for a government bailout didn't help their cause by taking private luxury planes to the congressional hearingsand they didn't even jetpool. The rebuffed execs agreed to present a "detailed loan application," and a sheepish GM will return a couple of jets.
Testimony began in the Sheik vs. King of Pop lawsuit, which accuses Michael Jackson of reneging on a $7 mil recording contract. The defendant, as Jackson is frequently known, will testify next Monday. His earlier attempts to duck out due to illness were rejected.
HowStuffWorks lists 13 hiccup cures, which include yanking one's tongue or getting someone to scare the bejeezus out of you.

by Vera H-C Chan

In the old days, they were called fans, groupies, maybe even cult followers or stalkers. Now they're all social networkers. World Wrestling Entertainment officially released the WWE Universe, its one-stop grappling shop with blogs, videos, profiles, and every sweaty little detail about pro wrestlers and the people who heart them.

From the safety of their keyboards, Tech Crunch mocked the launch as a lonely hearts club-in-disguise for wrestlers, but Daily Variety reports that these wrestlersor entertainers, as the bosses prefer they be calledhave already herded more than 200,000 members before this week's public debut.

The numbers are no surprise, considering WWE's huge online popularity (as seen in daily searches for "wwe rumors," competition updates, and favorites like Maria, Ashley, and Lita). The empire, which celebrated its 800th episode Monday, likely hopes that Universe will smack down Facebook and MySpace from siphoning its fan base, although all that online love hasn't helped stock prices any.

As for which "entertainers" will be blogging, so far Matt Hardy promises a "DOUBLE dose of Mattitude" and diva Trish Status has delivered on some "Stratusfaction" updates. Chances of juicy insider gossip seem possible, like diva Victoria's first blog which mentioned three wrestlers who were "recently released" (i.e., laid off). Victoria, though, didn't do much more than philosophize about their departures: "The longer I'm in this business, this less of a surprise it is when a Superstar either is fired or quits." Sounds like everyone needs one big social networking hug.

by Claudine Zap

Here is what's buzzing.

1. Luke Worrall  (+23,707%). You know it's official when your Facebook status changes. According to his page, Luke Worrall, male model, is engaged to Kelly Osbourne.
2. Janet Napolitano  (+1,225%). The democratic governor of Arizona is a front-runner for the Secretary of Homeland Security job in Obama's administration.
3. Ankylosaurus (+243%). The oldest dinosaur footprints in Bolivia were uncovered by a farmer who had always wondered about those funny looking dents by his house.
4. Most fuel efficient 2009 cars (+194%). It's easy to be green, if you go with a German car. According to the latest Forbes list, Germans lead with the most fuel-efficient vehicles.
5. All inclusive resorts (+125%). Here's a wallet-friendly vacation idea that some are searching on. Good news for vacationers wanting to travel on the cheap,  the budget-conscious holiday concept has gone upscale.